Who wouldn't be envious of Solenn Heussaff and Nico Bolzico's Italian adventure post-#BelleAdrien2016?
Besides their beautiful photos, though, what got us really riveted were Nico's ultra witty captions. Backtracking on his posts, we realized just how funny this hottie is—his captions are just total gems!
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We suggest you check out his Instagram page (@nicobolzico) yourself for the full experience, but we also bring you 15 posts og his that got us cracking the most:
1. Congratulating his then-fiancee on her exhibit
His caption: "Solenn's talents: painting, acting, singing, make up, cooking, designing, hosting, etc.
Nico's talent: funny guy!"
2. Posing topless with his wife after a workout
His caption: “Not everything u see is real, except for @solennheussaff, of course!”
3. Copying Solenn’s boudoir pose
His caption: “Like I said. Marriage won't change me.”
4. Devouring a dragonfruit while hiding behind a plant
His caption: “Watching National Geographic Channel! Spot the panther eating a gazelle!”
5. His last workout with Solenn before getting married
His caption: "Morning work out before the big day ... I am actually running away!"
6. Swimming through the frigid waters of Perito Moreno Glacier in Argentina
His caption: "No jacket, no problem!"
7. Having lunch with team #ErwAnne
His caption: "Eating like there is no tomorrow! Calories consumed today 4,760!"
8. While Solenn is working on one of her paintings
His caption: "My baby showing that her beauty is not only from the outside!"
9. Taking a selfie together with Solenn and one of the horses he uses for polo competitions
His caption: "The third wheel... Me!"
10. Driving around with a supercar
His caption: "Chilling Sunday w[ith new temporary toy! My life expectancy went down to 3 months!"
11. His birthday greeting for Erwan Heussaff
His caption: "Happy birthday to ninja chef, triathloner, entrepreneur, solo runner, blogger, model?, pancho's father, cocktail maestro, p*ssy magnet, alpha male, low V neck lover, superman wannabe, business man, PS5 partner, brother in law and friend"
Happy birthday to ninja chef, triathloner, entrepreneur, solo runner, blogger, model?, pancho's father, cocktail maestro, p*ssy magnet, alpha male, low V neck lover, superman wannabe, business man, PS5 partner, brother in law and friend @erwanjheussaff ... the chosen one!
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12. A group photo taken during the stroll around Siena after Isabelle and Adrien's wedding.
His caption: "In Siena with these people! Nicole in hunting mode almost flashing people!"
13. A couple photo with Solenn before Isabelle and Adrien’s wedding
His caption: "Falling in love with you everyday! Except for Sundays, Sunday is football day!"
14. Twinning with Solenn in matching camo tops
His caption: "Matching level: 'my friends will bully me for this' ... Over flexing my legs to avoid comments like: 'don't skip leg day'"
15. While climbing a coconut tree in Palawan
His caption: "Leading my monkey army to war! Beware humans!"
How can you not crack up???
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Artwork by Jana Jimenez. Photograph from instagram.com/nicobolzico