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Daily Diaries: 15 Witty Captions By Nico Bolzico That Are Guaranteed To Crack You Up

Daily Diaries: 15 Witty Captions By Nico Bolzico That Are Guaranteed To Crack You Up

Who wouldn't be envious of Solenn Heussaff and Nico Bolzico's Italian adventure post-#BelleAdrien2016?

 

And HE thinks I'M intense.... pppffff At Piazza Del Duomo #Florence #SosBolzItaly

A photo posted by Solenn Heussaff (@solennheussaff) on

 

 

#portofino #SosBolzItaly

A photo posted by Solenn Heussaff (@solennheussaff) on

 

 

Besides their beautiful photos, though, what got us really riveted were Nico's ultra witty captions. Backtracking on his posts, we realized just how funny this hottie is—his captions are just total gems!

[related: In Focus: Let’s Talk About the #ItBros]

We suggest you check out his Instagram page (@nicobolzico) yourself for the full experience, but we also bring you 15 posts og his that got us cracking the most:

 

1. Congratulating his then-fiancee on her exhibit

His caption: "Solenn's talents: painting, acting, singing, make up, cooking, designing, hosting, etc.

Nico's talent: funny guy!"

 

2. Posing topless with his wife after a workout

His caption: “Not everything u see is real, except for @solennheussaff, of course!”

 

3. Copying Solenn’s boudoir pose

His caption: “Like I said. Marriage won't change me.”

 

Like I said. Marriage won't change me. Haha #sosbolz

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

4. Devouring a dragonfruit while hiding behind a plant

His caption: “Watching National Geographic Channel! Spot the panther eating a gazelle!”

 

Watching National Geographic Channel! Spot the panther eating a gazelle! It is a dragon fruit though! ?? @solennheussaff

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

5. His last workout with Solenn before getting married

His caption:  "Morning work out before the big day ... I am actually running away!"

 

Morning work out before the big day ... I am actually running away! #sosbolz ... Did my nose get longer in France!? WTH!

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

6.  Swimming through the frigid waters of Perito Moreno Glacier in Argentina

His caption: "No jacket, no problem!"

 

No jacket, no problem! #patagonia

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

7. Having lunch with team #ErwAnne

His caption: "Eating like there is no tomorrow! Calories consumed today 4,760!"

 

Eating like there is no tomorrow! Calories consumed today 4,760! #sosbolzitaly #belleadrien2016

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

8. While Solenn is working on one of her paintings

His caption: "My baby showing that her beauty is not only from the outside!"

 

My baby showing that her beauty is not only from the outside! #pulgosadavinci @solennheussaff @crispon28th

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

9. Taking a selfie together with Solenn and one of the horses he uses for polo competitions

His caption: "The third wheel... Me!"

 

The third wheel... Me!

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

10. Driving around with a supercar

His caption: "Chilling Sunday w[ith new temporary toy! My life expectancy went down to 3 months!"

 

Chilling Sunday w new temporary toy! My life expectancy went down to 3 months! @solennheussaff Thanks @astonmartin_manila

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

11. His birthday greeting for Erwan Heussaff

His caption: "Happy birthday to ninja chef, triathloner, entrepreneur, solo runner, blogger, model?, pancho's father, cocktail maestro, p*ssy magnet, alpha male, low V neck lover, superman wannabe, business man, PS5 partner, brother in law and friend"

 

12. A group photo taken during the stroll around Siena after Isabelle and Adrien's wedding.

His caption: "In Siena with these people! Nicole in hunting mode almost flashing people!"

 

In Siena with these people! Nicole in hunting mode almost flashing people! ???? #belleadrien2016 #pedroxphilippines

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

13. A couple photo with Solenn before Isabelle and Adrien’s wedding

His caption: "Falling in love with you everyday! Except for Sundays, Sunday is football day!"

 

Falling in love with you everyday! Except for Sundays, Sunday is football day! #belleadrien2016

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

14. Twinning with Solenn in matching camo tops

His caption: "Matching level: 'my friends will bully me for this' ... Over flexing my legs to avoid comments like: 'don't skip leg day'"

 

15. While climbing a coconut tree in Palawan

His caption: "Leading my monkey army to war! Beware humans!"

 

Leading my monkey army to war! Beware humans! ?? @piealvarez

A photo posted by Nico Bolzico (@nicobolzico) on

 

How can you not crack up???

 

ALSO READ: Hot Stuff: Here's A New Dose of #SosBolz Kilig from Their Never-Before-Seen Wedding Photos

 

Artwork by Jana Jimenez. Photograph from instagram.com/nicobolzico

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